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Anonymous asked: Hey! So um i kinda wanna request a thing but also just incase i was wondering if you could let me know what's not allowed to request? Like uh any sort of hard no things,, thanks! (yall are great btw)

Hi, my love! We have a rules lists which states everything we’re not okay with!! And if you’re on mobile here’s a few simple things that we will not write

—R*pe or any sort of Noncon material

—Abuse from the brothers, because we don’t like writing our boys as that in the cannon universe

—And B/L Matsu

I think that’s really it, we’re pretty chill and laid back, but then again I’m also on mobile so I don’t have the rules list in front of me ^^;;


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azulmimi99 asked: Happy New year guys! I hope 2019 treats us all better :')

Happy New Years to you too!!!! And to everyone who’s supported us through this kind rough patch !!! We love you all dearly and I hope that you all get everything you want this year!!

All I have to say about 2018 was, what the fuck was that?

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Anonymous asked: If the matsus were YouTubers what kind of content would they make?

Woosh, sorry that the format on this ask looks wonky but I don’t think it would matter much. Enjoy these dummies trying to figure out technology.


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Osomatsu:

- I hate to say it but he’s stupid enough to have a prank channel

- He may have like one fake prank but the rest is just him pranking everyone he knows and being a whole ass

- This can be anything between making his brothers walk into cellophane to giving some kind of heart breaking “I was kidnapped” prank on his poor mother

- Again: Osomatsu is an entire ass

- Probably also vlogs once every million years because he forgets but he finds it important to actually include his brothers in something nice every once in a while

- He could be a gamer but he can’t save up his money worth hECK to buy the equipment and games needed

Ichimatsu:

- Before I say the content, he’s so bad at keeping a regular schedule. He uploads maybe one every two weeks but even that is unreliable

- He actually creates art. Here comes my headcanon about artist Ichi because heck the canon

- He mostly used recording for practice but some shitty brother of his convinced him to upload it

- He’s pretty surprised people bother to see his art and he is baffled by people asking for tutorials and things.

- He never talks. Most of the narration is through text and it takes way too long for any kind of face reveal because why would anyone want to see his gross face???

- Hint: a lot of people

Jyushimatsu:

- He doesn’t actually need to do much for a YouTube channel considering his energy

- Probably just stuck a GoPro on his head and ran around for a day and then uploaded it for fun

- That’s usually how most of his videos go but after some time he might pick up some odd version of parkour

- Is it legal? God no, but he loves hopping around the city

- His channel is really adventurous and his active lifestyle already makes for great content.

- He also does fun ask challenges with Ichimatsu, but his brother tries to hide his face as much as possible


Mod Riz


Kara:

He’s a beauty vlogger are you kidding? He’s doing makeup, he’s doing fashion, this man is finally in a place he belongs because all his bad fashion choices can just become iconic looks. He would often do stuff with Totty and they would collaborate together as they probably run pretty similar channels, though Kara’s would focus more on the challenges that roam YouTube. He would have fun. Plus he’d always be open to talk to his fans and collab with them!

Choro:

Honestly it’s more than likely that this douche nozzle runs a channel about business marketing skills but all his videos just end up being long ass lectures about how important it is to get a job, ending with Oso interrupting and telling him off from the doorway. That, or he’s an anime review blog, mostly consisting of, titty reviews cause let’s be real, he sucks just like the rest of them do

Totty:

A beauty blog for the modern age, with tutorials and shade to go all the way. Unlike Kara, who’s mostly in it for the fashion and fun of the community, Totty really just wants to prove that on some baseline level, he is better than you and he will always be better than you. But, his cute smile and endearing attitude make you forget that he’s insulting you and your routine almost every step of the way.


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Anonymous asked: I love your guys writing so much! How would the bois react to their s/o telling them they are interested in the supernatural and that they do tarot readings? (If you could have their s/o give them a reading I would die)

Do y’all believe in this stuff? I sure as hell do

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Osomatsu:

Osomatsu is a little teasing about it at first, but it’s all in good fun. He is interested mostly because his s/o seems so into it and he likes to see his s/o talk about things they find interest in. He never really understands it and in turn, can never really remember what the cards mean in general but he does his best. Getting his fortune read through tarot cards would totally wow him and it’s something he would totally be open to doing on a late night or something every once in a while. He doesn’t hold the readings to heart but he brings them up once in a while if he can to brighten is s/o’s day.


Kara:

In all honesty Kara would find the studies very intriguing and would probably take a big liking to what they’re interested in. Supernatural things are cool! And if that’s what his s/o thinks is cool than god dammit he was going to learn everything about it so that he could impress this person that he liked with something. Whenever they would talk about it he would listen intently and smile so happily at every word the spoke, even letting them do a tarot reading on him once.

All in all Kara would like it, and anything you tell him pertaining to it is information he will retain in order to impress you later on.


Choro:

This boy believes in this stuff too much, he gotta. He just. He gotta. When the idea is first introduced to him he’s quick to brush it off and say it was dumb and childish to believe in those things. Overtime, and through some heavy convincing, he would listen to what they have to say and he would believe every. Single. Fucking. Word. I don’t care how weird or wild it sounds, Choromatsu Matsuno believes it fully and will continue to believe it until the day he fucking dies. When it comes to the tarot card reading he’d be both excited, and scared for it. But, for his s/o? He’d do it in a heartbeat.


Ichimatsu:

Ichimatsu takes more interest first hand about the idea and he’s got some beliefs in the supernatural as well, so him and his s/o could most certainly talk on that subject for a while. Ichi most likely knows about tarot cards but his s/o is the first to actually offer a reading, which he takes very hesitantly, something about “not wanting to know his own fate out of fear that it’s more disappointing than he planned.” However, the information given to him is enough to handle and he actually get pulled further into his s/o’s interest and greatly enjoys when they go into the subject of the supernatural on sleepless nights.


Jyushimatsu:

Jyushimatsu knows about the supernatural - quite a lot actually, but it’s never the things people would usually know. If anything, his supernatural knowledge is a little offputting yet too fitting for his own physical limits, or lack thereof at times. He loves listening to his s/o about all the things they enjoy and he’s all on board for a reading and it’s crazy excited. It takes about five minutes to let him, know the true meaning behing the “death” card because it freaks him out at first. After the reading, however, he’s crazy about the information, trying to find any point he can tie his reading into his everyday life and continues for readings when he can.


Totty:

Honestly he’s not going to believe them. He will support the beliefs and he will support his s/o in them, but he isn’t going to get too invested into something that he doesn’t really believe in, at all. Over time and tribulations they might be able to convince him of some things, but not a lot of things. Your best bet is to scare him into believing, or make sure that his tarot reading is an unnaturally good one so that he believes that there is something for him to gain from all this.

Cause he’s an asshole and if things can be about him, he will make them about him.


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Anonymous asked: Hi! I love you guys!! Could I have some hcs on our boys accidentally walking in on their s/o changing? :)

HAVE FUN THIS IS TOTALLY SFW RIGHT TUMBLR HAHAHA

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Osomatsu:

- Hello, the answer to my prayers

- This little shit is gonna do all he can to hide away to catch a bit of a longer peak

- His whispered, “holy shit,” gives him away of course and then come the excuses

- A lot of dumb lines ensue, not really proving him any less guilty and just making him look like even more of an asshole in the long run

- but hey, he can’t help that his s/o is this hot!

- He will not feel incredibly sorry and will certainly “forget” to knock more often in the future

Kara:

- He may be a gentleman but god damn he is not going to be one right now

- Jaw: dropped

- Dick: rising

- Glasses: broken on the floor

- This man is someone to stand in silent shock over the scene in front of him only to try and make light of it with strange pick-up lines and compliments that probably get him kicked out in the end

- Would apologize profusely afterwards for both his obvious actions… and also the intrusive thoughts that he may of had during all of it.

- In all honesty he ain’t doing so hot, but I’ll be damned if he isn’t thinking about catching them again in this position.

- This boys a pervert just like the rest of them, no matter how many pretty lines you give him to say it doesn’t negate the fact that he likes a good titty/dicky

Choro:

- This boy would be frozen solid in the doorway, eyes glued onto the scene like he’s a deer stuck in the headlights of a fucking semi and he has no way of moving

- His mouth is opening and closing, and he looks much like a fish in need of water, or you know, something else wet or wild *wink wonk*

- To be honest he’d probably just pass out on the floor, nose bleeding and an obvious tent in his pants that his brothers will now always make fun of him for

- Out of all of them he has the biggest, and smallest reaction, but hey, at least he’s not trying to make weird comments

- Cause he can’t

- Cause he’s probably dead

Ichimatsu:

- This poor boy is actually broken

- He’s unable to really compute anything in a correct manner because he’s thinking too much at once

- Trash like him shouldn’t be staring at his s/o like this, especially since he’s been caught

- But maybe they’re exhibitionists?

- The thoughts put together create a bit of a rift and Ichi should probably be shoved out of the room in a hot second just because he doesn’t know what to do

- He didn’t mean harm but he didn’t hate the opportunity to see his s/o in some state of undress for a short period of time

Jyushimatsu:

- Jyushi is actually straight in the room and for a second he doesn’t even realize his s/o is half naked until he gets hit with a pillow

- After putting two and two together he’s got two options

- Immediately leave and pretty much implode on the spot

- or do his signature “eye thing” and just kind of…exist????

-Either way, he needs ice and some time to chill out

- From then on he does knock and ask his s/o what they’re doing but if they say changing he still walks in

- help him

Totty:

- Just

- Staring

- Vacant staring with his phone being crushed in his hand like its some sort of cheep plastic toy as he looks at them with wide, wild eyes

- It’s near terrifying when paired with the fact that he is now breathing heavily and can not, for the life of him, respond to anything his s/o is saying in any intelligent way

- He said ‘h’ at some point, though that could of just been him breathing too sharply

- Honestly he’d eventually just leave the room, sit in the living room, and silently scream for hours on end while not moving a single muscle

- In short: congrats, you’ve broken the youngest Matsu, and he will be like this, for a very long time


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Anonymous asked: YES PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD I WANT ALL THE GOKD BLOGS TO REMAIN UP AND KICKING!!!

MY DEAR ANON WE WILL DO OUR BEST

I PROMISE YOU THAT WE WILL STAY ALIVE AND THAT WE WILL TRY OUR BEST TO SPREAD WORD TO OTHER BLOGS AROUND US TO DO THE SAME


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Anonymous asked: Y’all heard of the upcoming release of Cumblr

SKRRT SKRRT FIVE MINUTES BEFORE WE LOG OFF I WANT TO SAY THAT WE ARE AWARE OF CUMLBR AND WILL BE CHECKING IT OUT AS SOON AS IT OPENS COMPLETELY

See y’all Tuesday

I’ll be finished with finals by Thursday and mod Riz and I have agreed to actually empty our ask box after that

Y’all deserve that at least

Tomorrow there will be silence

It was a pleasure being on a smut driven site with you all, and though we are not leaving we are standing with those who will log off tomorrow because god dammit at least it’s something we can do

We will return, and until the day they drag us down kicking and screaming, we will return with smut

Love, Mod Riz

Todomatsu in any situation whether he’s addressed or not:

*breaths* Bitch

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